wow, this is a true story.
America’s Dirtiest Cities
These are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe…
1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you will have to pee.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of probability: The probability of ‘being watched’ is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning or soon thereafter, you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (Happens every time).
7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water or in the shower, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
dont ask me why but ive been thinking about mug shots lately. so ive compiled some funny ones.
poor sweetheart.
God rest his soul
man up. smh
baddest mug shot by far.. lol
i dont know how i ended up watching this, but i do regret it.
goldie locks X repunzel
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he fiiiiiinnnnee, why did he have to married tho. im tryna tell yall them christian brothers be gettin snatched up, young and everything.. ok imma get off the gas with this one.. bwahahahahaha
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